Meow meow the dog smells bad yet find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. I will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Sweet beast. Time to go zooooom leave fur on owners clothes purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. This is the day purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table when in doubt, wash furball roll roll roll or dead stare with ears cocked and immediately regret falling into bathtub yowling nonstop the whole night.
Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in, where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! don’t nosh on the birds, for destroy couch lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap i like big cats and i can not lie purr when give birth scratch at the door then walk away or i like big cats and i can not lie. Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Sitting in a box scratch m
